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Subject: Help!
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I’m not sure how to turn my computer on?I’m not sure how it was on in the first place, but I need to know before it gets tired again and falls asleep!
Please help me unicorn tips!
Don’t worry, the experts are here. First you need to determine if you have are using a PC, Mac, or Lenox. Macs do not turn off so you are not using a mac. If you are using Lenox then you’ll need to do lots of shit first.
Let’s hope you are using a PC. I’m running windows 98 (believe it or not some fools still use Windows 7! 91 versions behind the latest release, what are they thinking?!), so this is what I do to turn it on:
- The most important part of any tech tip is restarting. Before you turn on the computer you need to restart it. Restart 3 times for good luck and omens and shit.
- Once you restart you have to find the button to turn it on. Damn kids keep making these things smaller so you might need a flashlight.
- Press the button.
If your computer turns on, you are done. If not, you’re fucked, buy a new one. Thanks for writing in!