How to activate all UPPERCASE letters in Windows 7!

First things first, I want to explain to all of you why this tutorial will change your life. There are many types of people in this world, I’m going to focus on two groups, stupid idiots, and AWESOME people. AWESOME people tend to be more fun to hang out with. And everyone pays more attention to AWESOME people than your average stupid idiot. You stupid idiots out there may not realize, but this is due to the fact that AWESOME people talk with all capital letters.

Now I’m not saying this tutorial is going to make you AWESOME in real life, that’s close to impossible. But at the very least, you’ll appear like an AWESOME person when typing on the internet! I hope you stupid idiots aren’t wearing socks, because I’m about to blow them off your damn feet!

1. First head to the Windows start menu, click on Programs and then Accessories.
2. Next look inside the Accessories folder and you should see another directory called “Ease of Access”.
3. And then finally click the tool called “On Screen Keyboard”. (See right image)

Okay now that you have the On-Screen Keyboard active, your screen should show the same thing as the image below.

This is the on screen keyboard, consider it a portal that you can jump through (not literally you idiot) and immediately become much more awesome than your current pathetic state.

This is the on screen keyboard, zooming in a bit, we’re going to be focusing in on the left side of the tool. As you can see in Example 72.4A, I’ve highlighted the button that you need to click with your mouse to enable the all uppercase mode. Go ahead…click it.

Example 72.4A

ONCE CLICKED, ALL OF YOUR TYPING WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE IN UPPERCASE LETTERING. HITTING THAT BUTTON TELLS THE COMPUTER IT NEEDS TO TRANSLATE YOUR STUPID WORDS INTO AWESOME WORDS AND IT DOES IT ON THE FLY!

A FEW THINGS I NEED TO WARN YOU ABOUT..

• REMEMBER TO KEEP THE ON-SCREEN KEYBOARD OPEN AT ALL TIMES, JUST MINIMIZE IT WHEN YOU DON’T NEED IT.
• CLICK THE SAME BUTTON THAT’S HIGHLIGHTED AGAIN TO TURN OFF ALL UPPERCASE LETTERING.
• CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WHO KNOW YOU’RE A LOSER WILL GET CONFUSED WHEN THEY SEE YOU IMPERSONATING AN AWESOME PERSON. BE SURE NOT TO SLIP UP HERE, BECAUSE ONCE YOUR OUTED, NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WILL EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.

THIS IS A WINDOWS ONLY TIP AT THE MOMENT, I’LL WORK ON A MAC VERSION SOON, SO YOU HIPSTER IDIOTS CAN FEEL AWESOME AS WELL!